Category: Room 88

Winter Ball to be held in an igloo

The Bournemouthian has discovered that this year’s Winter Ball will be taking place inside an enormous inflatable igloo as opposed to the typical venue of Bournemouth Pavilion. Describing the decision to change the venue as...

The Dark Art of Manspreading

Picture the scene: You are sat on an underground train as it judders through the subterranean environment beneath a mutating metropolis, the doors clatter open and into the train steps a man who proceeds...

Found: School Clocktower

An article published earlier this week detailed the disappearance of the school clocktower. This was particularly mysterious, as no mention had been made to any planned renovations or alterations in assemblies. No clues were available to...

Sixth Formers find box of LEGO

A marginalised, underused, cobweb-ridden box of Technic LEGO was today brought back from the lurch. The inconspicuous cardboard box was happened upon by a student while looking in a store room. Much delight and...

Pestilence coincides with Euros

During the afternoon periods of Thursday 16th, a great many Sixth Form students contracted damning diseases which, in almost all cases, resulted in them having to return home. In some instances, entire groups of friends went under. The...

Pablo and the Doot Device

Pablo, a Year 14.5 student, fashioned a new instrument, the ‘Doot Device’, from a miscellaneous newspaper found in the Design and Technology Block. Having found the inner pages of the 23rd April issue of The Independent,...