BREAKING: Rowe & Ryan fortify common room with brutal military barricade
In a shocking turn of events at Bournemouth School, sixth form students were left in dismay this morning as their humble common room has been turned into a military stronghold in a brutal hostage situation by the notorious Ms Ryan and Mr Rowe.
It is believed that the armoury, opposite, has been raided with the help of Bournemouth school favourite Mr Rowe in a last-ditch attempt to stop further removal of furniture from the already sparse lounge. Members of staff discovered the barricaded doors of the common room this morning when screams of captive students were heard from room 33, and it has been confirmed 3 cleaners, sixth form student Harrison Emm and librarian Jessica Morgan are amongst those being held captive.
PE staff member Mr. White was quick to mention his past involvement in the army, his extensive training as a sniper as well as his recent results in the Bournemouth 10K, yet could not offer any true insight as to the wishes of Rowe and Ryan.
Heavily armoured Ryan had nothing to comment when questioned on her motives for the situation but it is believed Ikea furniture is on the list of demands for East Way’s Finest.